Bib Bob and the Magical Coffeeee

Once there was this guy who liked coffeeeeee. His name was… Bib Bob! Anyway, yesterday Bib Bob woke up in a mood. What? You can't blame him. He had just woken up! Bib Bob decided that he needed his morning coffeeeeeee. But when he drove to the coffeeeee shop, the staff said that they had been raided by a bunch of coffeeeee bandits. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" cried Bib Bob. He simply couldn't survive without his coffeeeeeeeeeee.

But then, all of a sudden, a magical floating coffeeee appeared out of thin air! All of the coffeeee shop staff as well as Bib Bob jumped, for the magnificent prize was in their reach! Crash! The coffeeeeeeee had floated lazily above their heads at the last second, causing everyone to crash into one another. Bib Bob was first to recover from the crash and noticed a gigantic banananananananananana stalk, stretching high above the clouds with what looked like the magical coffeeeeeee climbing up it. He glanced back. People were starting to stir. Will Bib Bob do it?!

Of course he will. I mean, he's been separated from his beloved coffeeeeee for a whole morning! A WHOLE MORNING! So Bib Bob started to ascend the bananananananananana stalk, his mind set on retrieving the last coffeeeeee in town.

While Bib Bob was bravely scaling the banananananananana stalk, the coffeeeeeeeee shop staff were waking up, dazed and confused. Anyway, they were all in a mood now so they entered the kitchen to make a coffeeeeeeeeee to lift their mood. Unfortunately, there was no coffeeeeeeeeee ingredients left. The coffeeee bandits had taken everything coffeeeeeeeeee related. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" The coffeeeeeeeee shop cry could be heard from outer space!

Bib Bob heard the coffeeeeeeeeeeeee shop cry and started climbing even faster. He realised that this was no longer just about him, it was about the fate of the whole town! Sure it didn't look like there was much in the coffeeeee cup, but maybe it could refill itself whenever it ran out. That way the little town could have an unlimited supply of coffeeeeeeeeee. Plus, if Bib Bob did manage to get the coffeeeeee cup, he'd be a hero! He's always wanted to be a hero.

Bib Bob had been climbing the banananananana stalk for ages but he still couldn't see the- Wait! Is that the top? Bib Bob's done it!!! He's reached the top! He hauled himself onto the coffeeeeeeeeeee coloured clouds that were somehow holding him up. Bib Bob looked around until he saw it. The magical floating coffeeeeeeeeeeeee cup! He jumped up and grabbed it, a feeling of pride rushing through him. Bib Bob took a long sip of the wonderful coffeeeeeeeeee and was instantly energised. He danced about the cloud island and yelled with joy. Bib Bob then proceeded to moon walk around until… He slipped and fell off the side of the island!

Bib Bob looked around, confused for a second, before realising what was happening and then screaming in terror! He wasn't going to make it! But then, all the way down at the ground, the miserable coffeeeeeeeeeeeee shop staff heard Bib Bob's scream, looked up and saw him falling down to earth. One of them stood up and started commanding her co-workers around. Quick! You get that! You over there get this! She continued this until they had something cushy that Bib Bob could land on safely. Everyone took hold of an edge and pulled out, creating a soft landing for him.

Meanwhile… Bib Bob's life was flashing in his mind. Waking up, getting dressed. Eating breakfast, getting a coffeeee- "Wait! This is the last coffeeeeeeeee in town! I have to save it! If I don't… Well, I don't really want to think about that. I mustn't give up!" Bib Bob looked down. "Okay Bib Bob. How am I gonna survive this? Think! Thiiiinnnkkkk! Umm… Okay okay uhh…" Bib Bob muttered to himself. "Okay I think I got something… No that won't- Hey! What's that?" He had spied something on the ground below him. "Actually, now that I think about it, the ground is really close now!" Bib Bob yelped. He clutched the last coffeeeeeeeeeee closer to himself closed his eyes and hoped. Will Bib Bob make it?!

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Bib Bob screamed. He tumbled through the final stretch of sky before the ground. The coffeeeeeee shop staff adjusted their positioning and…………..

Crash (softly). Bib Bob's made it!!! He's okay! There were whoops and cheers! Bib Bob had saved the town's coffeeeeeeeeeee supply and the coffeeeeeeeeee shop staff had saved Bib Bob! "Hooray! Errr… We do get our coffeeeee now, don't we?" questioned the person who had led the rescue plan. Bib Bob nodded "Of course! I mean, you did save me."

Bib Bob walked off to the mayor's office to ask if he (the mayor) could have some coffeeeeeeee delivered to every house and apartment in the small town free of charge. The mayor obviously agreed and sent some messengers to drop the coffeeeeeeeeeeees off.

Bib Bob was walking to his apartment thinking about the day's events. "You sure won't do that every day." He whispered to himself. He reached his apartment, walked in entered his room and flopped on the couch, exhausted. "Hey dude! How was your day?" Bib Bob's room mate (a.k.a his best friend ever) had entered the room. "Want some coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" he asked. "Bleah. No thanks. I've had enough of coffeeeeeeeeeeeee for today. I would like some tea though. Any type will do." Bib Bob replied. "Okay. But seriously. What on earth did you do today that made you sick of coffeeee?!" His room mate asked, incredibly confused. "Sit down my friend and I'll tell you. But be warned, it is a long story" Bib Bob motioned to the space beside him on the couch.

That's what Bib Bob told me anyway. I hope you enjoyed the story I guess? Wasn't really a story. It actually happened. Whatever. Bye bye.-Nib Nob (Bib Bob's best friend)

Thank you for reading the story of Bib Bob and the Magical Coffeeeeeeeeeee! :) ;)